Thursday, April 17, 2008

bucket list

I'm dying. I don't know how many more days I have to live. You see I suffer from this disease called boredom. How and why I suffer from this disease is a long and painful story. So I will spare you the details. Lets just say boredom does a lot of things to you. It makes you angry. It makes you irritable and it makes you reflect. So i made my bucket list. The things i want to do before i die...........

1) Get a tattoo
2) Go sky diving
3) Go backpacking through Europe
4) Get completely sloshed
5) Climb Mount Everest
6) Go scuba diving
7) Drive a rickshaw
8) Run a marathon
9) Spot a tiger in the wild
10) Dance on the streets in the rain

Saturday, April 12, 2008

the art of bargaining

i wish there were Art of Bargaining classes. I so desperately need to learn how to haggle with subziwalas and phoolwalas and machiwalas(i dunno why i would haggle with macchiwalas since im a vegetarian...but still!). I get stick from a lot of people over my inept bargaining skills.


Example:

sharanya and i went to buy a bouquet for someone's wedding with strict instructions from my mom to bargain. so my "bargaining" attempt goes likes this....


"bhaiya. yeh kitne ka hain?"


"150"


"140 mein dhoge please?"


"nahi"


"acha yeh lijeye 150....thank you!"



Now compare this with my friend Janvi's superhuman bargaining skills...she goes to a shop(not on linking road or fs or anyway of those places you would associate with getting stuff for half the price after haggling) and browbeats the poor shopkeeper into giving her a bag that cost like 500 for 350!!! And i just stand there and watch awe struck(and embarrassed!!!).


I'm like every shopkeeper's dream customer...I can never see myself arguing over 10 bucks.its just not worth the effort...and that would probably explain why im always broke....:(






Tuesday, April 1, 2008

a year gone by......

In reponse to Henna's tag......pls dont mind this extremely senti post......



I find it hard to believe that we have already finished one year of bmm....i have had some amazing times, met some amazing people and made the best of friends this year....



firstly my group- i was sceptical abt working with you guys initially but i was so wrong!! we have had so much fun doing all our projects n surprisingly no fights!!lim sure thats a first!!still waiting for limbu cricket....



looli what would i ever do without you man?????you have been my guru in you know what;)shit how much i troubled you in that matter...lol....i know i can count on you n trust you completely....n i still have all your retarded messages baldy!!! :P:P:P btw gimme my damn tshirt n the cd for gods sake!!!

dobu you are the best!!! a complete entertainer....you n your sad jokes......i can never forget your shoes ka incident..lol...oh and the best part- imitating looli's accent...waaa waaas that aabout??oohh and of courses all our retarded dances!!!hahahaha..

sharu i got to know you well only after a while..i have lost count of the number of times we have made fun of you for the "ya?" you say whenever you answer the phone...n im tellin you kripal looks like a sankalp

i love you guys n im still waiting for my treat you ungrateful @$%&^*#....:P:P



the rest for you mere mortals- i remember all the times the entire class used to hang out together...miss those days but i guess that was bound to happen!

chillam-damnit buy your own food!!!you mean, insulting, ungrateful, young boy...oh and im really sorry for assaulting you.....hehehe

the menons- i like the menons...he dances with us.

henna- im not going to use the "P" word to describe you...thanks a lot for helping us out in marketing n i hope you remember the promise you made me in kerala.....

vaidehi- Got to know you only after kerala...din know you talk so much!!!hahahaa

amogh- i cant find the words to describe you..all the superlatives i use would stil fall short of describing you........:):):)



and the rest of you....bhattu, rash, bharati, nishit,vineet,munch, prerna, tasha,vibha,kanchan......im sure im missing sum names...i know things havent been the same but trust me, no hard feelings at all....i love you all.....n im looking forward to working with you guys in the next sem...!