Wednesday, March 19, 2008

whats with guys and denying that they gossip too?what they do is called "discussing important events in others people's lives behind their backs."c'mon we all know that every human being alive on earth gossips....its just that the levels vary...
level 1: do you think she has a crush on him?? do you think he likes her or is he just flirting?she is a bitch.
level 2: they are dating!!i always knew they had feeling for each other.....i dont know why they didnt tell us......she is a bitch.
level 3: is that a hickey??dude that guy is one heck of a player!!!she is a bitch.
level 4: how far do you think they have gone??they slept together didnt they?? she is a bitch.

donkey love

i like donkeys. i'm talking about the four legged ones and not the human ones. have you ever seen a donkey near a pavement? it is just THERE..oblivious to the world around it. it seems to be at peace with itself and everyone around. it can just stand there for hours without moving a muscle. its the kind of peace and solitude that us earthlings have always searched for.. oh and the best part, they can kick you if you piss them off! i have always wanted to do that.....unlike cows they dont have that disgusting, sticky thing(a thousand apologies...i cant remember the word im looking for!) hanging from their nose and mouth. and horses are just plain arrogant with their nice gait n shit...but donkeys..these poor, humble, not-so-good looking creatures just mind their own business

.......and you call donkeys stupid! shame on you!