meaningless rant

i found a new hobby...calling the @#$%^$$#@%# at reliance and yelling at them. it takes me like a million years to get internet connection on my laptop and not surprisingly it takes a minute after that to get disconected.its sooooooooooooo pissing off....sometimes i wish i was a donkey(pls refer to donkey love). i have called up reliance so many times coz of this i think i know the name of all their call centre employees. speaking of call centre employees, most of the times i cant even understand what the hell those guys are talking!!so i call up their help line n yell my heart and soul out at some guy and tell him i want to speak to his senior. now there is actually no point doing this coz the senior dude is going to say the same thing(sorry maam we seem to be having network problems blah blah). but i still do it! and then i proceed to yell my lungs and kindeys out this time at the senior guy. he of course apologies and shit and then comes up with a gem,"maam here is the email id of my senior.pls send him a mail." well, dumbass how the hell am i supposed to send anyone a mail without connection?!?!
I think i have started enjoying this now. i call them up and yell even if im not using the internet just for fun! they seem to be getting smarter these days though. they dont transfer me to their senior any more. im pretty sure, if possible, they will try to block my calls very soon.
the rant ends here. i have to study. acha ok bye