I saw a huge hoarding of some Chatrapati Yoga Maharaj (what a terrible name to have!) who has decided to go an indefinite hunger strike against terrorism (or something along those lines) in a glass room.
Now I have two questions
1) How does it help if Mr. Yoga Maharaj goes on a hunger strike? Does he think Osama Bin Laden is going to be moved to tears by his thoughtful gesture and permanently renounce his activities?
2) Why, I mean WHY a glass room? He can fast if he wants to. There are plenty of loonies like him craving for publicity. But why a glass room? I have no issues with glass rooms as such but still! What difference is it going to make if the room is made of glass or wood? All the photographers who he thinks are going to hound him can click his pictures in any room! Or does Mr. Laden have a fancy for glass rooms…?
Have you ever come across a disinterested beggar at a signal? He will come up to you so lethargically and ask for money. Even while he is asking for money he will be looking at something else, completely disinterested in you or your money. He won’t persist if you refuse. He will just walk away without looking back.
I mean seriously atleast try to make me feel sorry for you! Make me want to give you some money! Don’t just do it for the sake of doing it! It is your job. Shouldn’t you take it seriously?
I can hear a lot of people clicking their tongues at me for making fun of poor people. I’ll stop now. Please don’t hate me.
I was watching the news this afternoon. The CBI has given Jagdish Tytler a clean chit in the 1984 riots case and needless to say the Sikhs have not taken this news too kindly. So they decided to protest outside the Congress HQ. In a symbolic protest, some random man was playing a dummy Jagdish Tytler and 5 others were pretending to hit him with a chappal. One bloke there took his job a little too seriously and was actually thrashing that guy with his chappal. Honestly it was rather funny! Poor Mr. dummy Tytler! I’ll bet that’s not what he expected when he signed up for that job.
See disinterested beggars? This is what you call taking your job seriously :)
4 comments:
Lol.Loved this post.Although I don't think the dummy Tytler was doing a great job,only the highly charged chappal-waalah got too high on caffeine or something that he started beating the living daylight out of the "dummy"! :p
Lol... tht was funny. Read my blog. It is not horny. :P
thanks :)
varsha that is the USP of your blog..you should start promoting it as the horny blog...:P
haha so funny. i am trying to think of a good come back, but am unable to come up with any. ur blog is totally nice :|
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